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Day from hell by *lordbeazy:iconlordbeazy:



Pitter patter
Women natter
Kettle’s boiling dry.
Time is always rushing past
Now baby’s gonna cry.

Diary lost
And where’s the phone
Lost it once again.
To hell with that, I’ll chill outside
Too late, it’s gonna rain.

Time to eat
So fry an egg
Or maybe chew a snack.
Spoon’s stuck in the porridge
I watch my omelette crack.

Dog ate my mail
Sinks all blocked up
Car has got a flat.
Naked when the doorbell rings
Put on big floppy hat.

Now it’s dusk
The lights have fused
U-bend’s got a block.
Nothin’s going right today
Parrot ate my sock.

Bloody hell
I banged my toe!
My hair’s starting to die.
The TV just exploded
Think I’m gonna cry!
©2009 *lordbeazy
:iconlordbeazy:

Author's Comments

Well I’ve done a few serious ones so I thought a lil light relief!
A fictional day in the life of a mad housewife!
Must be hell being a woman!

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:iconladyshadowrage:
Hmm sounded a lil like my day last week ...haha

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:iconlordbeazy:
Thanks, poor you! :)

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The most successful serial killer of all time, is time itself.
Just thought I’d depress you. :D
:iconladyshadowrage:
Eh I survived (:

--
War doesn't determine who's right, war determines who's left.
Don't take life so serious you won't get out alive.
Frankly my dear I don't give a damn
C'est La Vie
***
Founder#LyricsRus
Support #CollabLit
Support ~Prompt-A-Day
:iconpt-paperdreamer:
Humorous description...glad I'm not a mad housewife :D

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~If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back~
:iconbloodvayne:
Good description. I would not want to be this particular mad housewife. I like the rhythm/rhyme scheme of this piece. I haven't heard anything with this form in a long time.

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...no one said that this life was easy, but did that no one ever live a life this hard... ~jawbreaker - ashtray monument
:iconlordbeazy:
Haha, thanks. :)

--
The most successful serial killer of all time, is time itself.
Just thought I’d depress you. :D
:iconpt-paperdreamer:
Welcome :)

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~If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back~
:iconthehorrorwithin:
so typical in an ordinary day makes me wanna laugh so I don't cry
:iconlordbeazy:
Thanks for the smile. :)

--
The most successful serial killer of all time, is time itself.
Just thought I’d depress you. :D

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