Household tipsIs your toilet stained? Is your cat a bit smelly? Here’s what you do. Sprinkle washing powder in the loo, pop the cat in and lower both lids. Sit firmly and flush it several times. Hey presto, a sparkly loo and a nice clean cat!
You can also use this method for babies, and if you add milk they can drink at the same time. Most of them think it’s good fun, but if the miserable lil bugger screams, give it a slap! Do not try this on extremely small babies as they might disappear round the U-bend, tho on the good side that’s one less mouth to feed.
You can also use this method to wash your hair, and if it’s hard on the knees, use a cat or a baby to kneel on.
A final economy tip to save money – use both sides of the toilet paper.
Now off you go to the toilet and think about me.
Devious Comments
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These headphones keep me sane.
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Those who are good at liberating people, are also good at enslaving them. Plato.
*blink*
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"He played with the idea, and grew wilful; tossed it into the air and transformed it; let it escape and recaptured it; made it iridescent with fancy, and winged it with paradox."
~Oscar Wilde (The Picture of Dorian Gray)
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Waiting for something to happen is extremely boring... I'll be back... *walks back* Wow, I just discovered life!
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Those who are good at liberating people, are also good at enslaving them. Plato.
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These headphones keep me sane.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
It get's things moovin...
HEHEHEHEHEHEEE!!!
(quack)
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..:::A government big enough to give you everything you want, is a government big enough to take everything you have:::...
MASTERING OTHERS IS STRENGTH. MASTERING YOURSELF
MAKES YOU FEARLESS.
-LAO TZU
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Masa-kun: "I always wonder, why are we alive?"
Camui-chan: "to be eaten by me of course, dûh!"
Masa-kun: "oh yeah, I almost forgot"
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Those who are good at liberating people, are also good at enslaving them. Plato.
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